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WeChat is China’s social media app. It does everything, when you are in China you don’t use money you just pay on WeChat, you don’t use the internet to buy things, you just use WeChat. Why am I telling you this? It’s just a funny joke I thought of. It’s also true, and probably cool…

It would be interesting if anyone reads this. I don’t really have a topic, I watch things and write shit essays. I was drunk all week and worked a ridiculous week, I am poor so I thought I’d do that and I got quite ill. I don’t write about my life. I can’t be arsed.…

It’s kind of weird that it was only a couple of years ago that The Queen died. So this is what I was doing. It’s one of my stories, it’s quite funny to me, it seems interesting because it’s definitely unique, but not particularly interesting. So I had just finished doing a teaching workshop where…

In Terminator 2, when John realises that he has to stay with the Terminator and he goes to phone his foster parents. He tells the Terminator that he doesn’t like them, but he should warn them. He calls his foster parents and his mum is at home cooking, she is happy and wants to know…

I watched the new Naked Gun film the other day, and then I woke up and the US was doing terrorism, so I went back to sleep. I’m actually unemployed because of my alcoholism, so I spent the day at home trying to make music. I did make this Let’s try and relate it to…

I saw this comment on a facebook review the other day that the film was ‘woke’ and everyone took the piss out of them, because of the whole boring thing how ‘woke’ is just anything that certain people don’t like etc etc, but then it got me to thinking, it actually is ‘woke’. Let’s begin…

I’m going to write something clever soon as if anyone reads it. But there is a thing in fascism that they can’t win, they need to be aggrieved, they can’t handle success all they want is aggrievement Ii’m a twat as well, but if I were king I would do all of the obvious stuff…

This is a 2018 Alex Garland film. It annoyed me. I wouldn’t be annoyed if it was shit. Alex Garland annoys me. Ex Machina is one of my favourite films. But there is this thing that is just a bit 90s about all of his stuff, it’s like Charlie Brooker as well. I am not…

I will tell a story though, I tutor this 13 year old kid (in Vietnam, I’m in Vietnam now lol) and I give him homework which is 1. Write 100 words2. Some grammar shit3. Watch a film and tell me about it The film I gave him yesterday was Raiders of the Lost Ark was…