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It’s kind of weird that it was only a couple of years ago that The Queen died. So this is what I was doing. It’s one of my stories, it’s quite funny to me, it seems interesting because it’s definitely unique, but not particularly interesting. So I had just finished doing a teaching workshop where…

In Terminator 2, when John realises that he has to stay with the Terminator and he goes to phone his foster parents. He tells the Terminator that he doesn’t like them, but he should warn them. He calls his foster parents and his mum is at home cooking, she is happy and wants to know…

I watched the new Naked Gun film the other day, and then I woke up and the US was doing terrorism, so I went back to sleep. I’m actually unemployed because of my alcoholism, so I spent the day at home trying to make music. I did make this Let’s try and relate it to…

I saw this comment on a facebook review the other day that the film was ‘woke’ and everyone took the piss out of them, because of the whole boring thing how ‘woke’ is just anything that certain people don’t like etc etc, but then it got me to thinking, it actually is ‘woke’. Let’s begin…

I’m going to write something clever soon as if anyone reads it. But there is a thing in fascism that they can’t win, they need to be aggrieved, they can’t handle success all they want is aggrievement Ii’m a twat as well, but if I were king I would do all of the obvious stuff…

This is a 2018 Alex Garland film. It annoyed me. I wouldn’t be annoyed if it was shit. Alex Garland annoys me. Ex Machina is one of my favourite films. But there is this thing that is just a bit 90s about all of his stuff, it’s like Charlie Brooker as well. I am not…

I will tell a story though, I tutor this 13 year old kid (in Vietnam, I’m in Vietnam now lol) and I give him homework which is 1. Write 100 words2. Some grammar shit3. Watch a film and tell me about it The film I gave him yesterday was Raiders of the Lost Ark was…

I was out for a walk and decided to buy som lager since it was in the shop next to my house. As I was getting my lager and bottle of vodka just in case who should walk in but Necastle legend Joelinton. He wanted to buy some footballs and we ran into each other…

I saw a highway of diamonds with nobody on it So yeah the world is all crazy eh? This is always part of the plan, it gets bad then it gets normal again. I don’t know what you thought would happen. Orisit To be fair I live in Communist China which is rich and one…