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I’m going to write something clever soon as if anyone reads it. But there is a thing in fascism that they can’t win, they need to be aggrieved, they can’t handle success all they want is aggrievement Ii’m a twat as well, but if I were king I would do all of the obvious stuff…

This is a 2018 Alex Garland film. It annoyed me. I wouldn’t be annoyed if it was shit. Alex Garland annoys me. Ex Machina is one of my favourite films. But there is this thing that is just a bit 90s about all of his stuff, it’s like Charlie Brooker as well. I am not…

I will tell a story though, I tutor this 13 year old kid (in Vietnam, I’m in Vietnam now lol) and I give him homework which is 1. Write 100 words2. Some grammar shit3. Watch a film and tell me about it The film I gave him yesterday was Raiders of the Lost Ark was…

I was out for a walk and decided to buy som lager since it was in the shop next to my house. As I was getting my lager and bottle of vodka just in case who should walk in but Necastle legend Joelinton. He wanted to buy some footballs and we ran into each other…

I saw a highway of diamonds with nobody on it So yeah the world is all crazy eh? This is always part of the plan, it gets bad then it gets normal again. I don’t know what you thought would happen. Orisit To be fair I live in Communist China which is rich and one…

So I didn’t do anything for two weeks because I was on holiday I am home and nothing has changed. This is the year of the snake. I grew up in the deep countryside and have a fear of adders. snakes are kind of nightmarish i was just thinking abouta girl I had a thing…

Today has been a long day. That often means it has been a bad day but on this occasion the converse is true. i have contemplated mortality, gazing down from clifftop heights onto a slab of flat rock below. Birds criss crossing in impossible to understand flight patterns. I would like to linger here and…

I learned to drive about 10 years ago. It’s fine. I can get places and sometimes, when you get the right combination of light in the sky, bends in the road and music from the speakers, it’s a nice experience. Driving is nothing compared to the train though. Since I became a car owner, I…

I was married. It was all her as well, she wanted to get married, I was nice to her because I’m nice, but I’m also me, she still wanted to marry me. She asked for the divorce, I didn’t want to get divorced but I did want to live away from her. No reason, I…