Author: truant

  • When The Queen Died

    It’s kind of weird that it was only a couple of years ago that The Queen died. So this is what I was doing. It’s one of my stories, it’s quite funny to me, it seems interesting because it’s definitely unique, but not particularly interesting. So I had just finished doing a teaching workshop where…

  • Wolfie’s just fine honey

    In Terminator 2, when John realises that he has to stay with the Terminator and he goes to phone his foster parents. He tells the Terminator that he doesn’t like them, but he should warn them. He calls his foster parents and his mum is at home cooking, she is happy and wants to know…

  • Nicholas in China

    So Mr Breem made this website 2 years ago so we could write random stuff, he’s given up so it’s just me talking to myself, he probably read it, he’s weird. There is probably another small group of people who read it because people do read everything. Anyway, I stopped writing cos nobody reads it…

  • The Naked Gun

    I watched the new Naked Gun film the other day, and then I woke up and the US was doing terrorism, so I went back to sleep. I’m actually unemployed because of my alcoholism, so I spent the day at home trying to make music. I did make this Let’s try and relate it to…

  • Best thing I’ve done for years

    Very proud of the music and the video. Especially the music. The music is pretty much all me. The piano riff is from a free pack by Cymatics so I didn’t write that, but all of the music was me, two days treating it like a job.The video is from the film EVA Rebuild 2:…

  • One Battle After Another – Utter Woke Nonsense

    I saw this comment on a facebook review the other day that the film was ‘woke’ and everyone took the piss out of them, because of the whole boring thing how ‘woke’ is just anything that certain people don’t like etc etc, but then it got me to thinking, it actually is ‘woke’. Let’s begin…

  • Truant – Almost

    New one by me after a bit off. Boring story why I’m off. There is kind of a story. My music computer has pretty much given up the ghost, like it switches itself off a lot if it gets stressed, so I put Ableton on my work computer, but I didn’t put any of my…

  • We actually do live in 2025 and it’s Cyberpunk

    Just a quick one. It is funny. Like the Cyberpunk novels are not accurate, there are not computer planets yet, but we do live in this world. We are proto users. We exist on the cloud and are not humans anymore. And as people who read Philip K Duck and Arthur C Quack we are…

  • 100 Posts!

    100 posts in about 18 months, every one a banger I guess I will just keep it going anyway Personal Update: This is silly, I have been off the booze for 5 days, kind of because I crashed my bike drunk and scared myself a bit, plus I do have a nasty bruise which makes…