WeChat

WeChat is China’s social media app. It does everything, when you are in China you don’t use money you just pay on WeChat, you don’t use the internet to buy things, you just use WeChat.

Why am I telling you this? It’s just a funny joke I thought of. It’s also true, and probably cool to less privileged people.

Once I was drunk as shit on my own in China, I was literally getting ill from just harming myself with booze, so I went on WeChat, arranged a flight to Thailand, a taxi to the airport tomorrow, and a hotel next to where I was going.
I went scuba diving and learned how to do it, I didn’t see any turtles, I saw loads of awesome fish and coral

But the joke is that it was all fine except me. I also ordered a big bowl of noodles so I was able to get the taxi, and I had to pretend that I didn’t drink anymore for a whole week and be sober so I could enjoy life, I did cheat and have a beer in the airport, but it’s this whole nice life there for you, I could have done more diving, it’s actually surprisingly easy to get qualified as a teacher. I had money cos they used to just pay you to work in China as a teacher and you only had to be friendly and nice to people. The whole system works except me. It’s so alien coming from Europe, where nothing works

And fucking hell lol China was famous for being shit, and it was when I first went there. Everything was against them.