Human of the Year

It would be interesting if anyone reads this.

I don’t really have a topic, I watch things and write shit essays. I was drunk all week and worked a ridiculous week, I am poor so I thought I’d do that and I got quite ill. I don’t write about my life. I can’t be arsed. I don’t write about politics although I have been a bit obsessed with how all of this end of the world stuff started.
It’s probably going to end, is it WW3? I dunno

There is lots of interesting stuff, that’s why I wrte about shit.

I’ll talk about something that I was thinking about, this is 100% true, my parents bought a house in France when they were about 50 in 2000 because it was fashionable, like it cost about 5000 pounds, it was a wreck so they had a hobby to drive over to France and do DIY for years, people do it properly but my dad was just that kind of guy.
They sold it and moved into a nicer house. And it was the same time that I met my wife. So she moved to Europe, and my parents lived in this really nice big rich people house, I had this way hotter than me wife, she was studying in Holland and we went to my parents big house in France for Christmas.
This was my 30s, we moved back to China because the work was better there, I went back to my parents for holidays because it was France, she didn’t come, maybe she didn’t want to, but China didn’t have visa agreements I think.
But anyway, big house, France, beautiful and cool wife.
Things changed, my parents now live back in Northumberland, with my brother who really wanted to live in England because he’s a patriot or something, and he is good at jobs so they went in on a house together.
So now if I go to visit my parents it’s in a shit village in Northumberland that is cold, I also got divorced, so there’s that.
It’s weird man, like that is a tradition that 40 year olds say that the world was better. But it was. There wasn’t a world war, there was a government in USA, China can’t fill in for USA, they have to deal with China, things were better.


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