When The Queen Died

It’s kind of weird that it was only a couple of years ago that The Queen died.

So this is what I was doing. It’s one of my stories, it’s quite funny to me, it seems interesting because it’s definitely unique, but not particularly interesting.

So I had just finished doing a teaching workshop where I was training Spanish teachers about some Cambridge techiniques, but the English teachers hadn’t really been trained in it, so we taught them ESL. But anyway, it was a job in Manchester, so we were all living in student accomodation in Manchester.
I was back at my parents for a month before I went off to Asia again, and I had some money because the accomodatin was provided. I had a litle fling with one of the Spanish teachers, the weird one of course lol.

So I was back at my parents and there was a festival on where a bunch of my friends from growing up were going and I went along. I had not been to a festival for literally decades so I got absolutely high on all kind of things. It wasn’t garbage, it was all good stuff from people I knew, but it messed me up.

The effect of doing so many drugs and also just moving about so much and so on gave me this thing where I would ust involuntarily cry whenever anything emotional crossed my path. It was really like The Sopranos or something, obviously my wires are all crossed and I can’t access emotions how you are meant to, so I was just letting a bunch of crying out.

And that was when the Queen died. I actually don’t give a fuck about the Queen and find it all silly. I’m not angry about it, I know that when you look at the facts it is this really malignant thing which not only costs money, but also has this really horrible mafia element that is only ignored because it’s probably the crappest mafia that is known worldwide.

But I did shed a few tears, I mean we don’t know if the queen was actually a nice old lady, I doubt it, but she was this grandma who had been there forever, and that was the end of that.

It was one of the things that surprised me living in East Asia, like she was also ‘The Queen’ for them as well, I knew that she was ‘The Queen’ for Americans, but they are fucking dumb lol.

Anyway, that was interesting lol